Joss's Movies
1992
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian
Slater and die."
1994
Speed
(uncredited, with Graham Yost)
"Anything else that'll keep this elevator from falling?"
" The basement."
1995
(with Peter Rader and David N. Twohy)
"Don't just stand there, kill something!"
[with (deep breath) Joel Cohen, Peter Docter (story) , John Lasseter(story),
Joe Ranft (story), Alex Sokolow, Andrew Stanton (also story)]
(listed as DS (which means nothing to me):AAN (Acadamy Award Nominee)
"I think the word you're searching for is 'space ranger'."
"The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool
toys present."
"I'm from Mattel. Well, actually I'm from a smaller company that was
purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout."
1996
[uncredited, with Michael Crichton, Anne-Marie Martin, Jeff Nathanson (also
uncredited), Steven Zaillian (also uncredited]
"When you used to tell me that you chase tornadoes, deep down I thought
it was just a metaphor."
"Mooo." (sorry, had to do it)
1997
"There's some degree of cognitive dissonance."
"She's freaked."
"Johner, what do you put in this sh*t, battery acid?"
"To add a little color."
An early draft
of the Alien: Resurrection script
Another script
1998
Lyrics to "My Lullaby," one of the songs Joss wrote.
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