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Date: Sun, 17 Dec 1995 14:22:34 -0800
From: Dianne Therese De Sha
<moonlight@pobox.com>
<run away! run away! :->
(And Lisa thought the Feline-L one I did _last_ year was bad...
:-)
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The Twelve Nights of Christmas
(yet another twisted holiday offering from)
Dianne la Mercenaire
<moonlight@pobox.com>
On the first night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
A full pint of negative AB.
On the second night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the third night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the fourth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the fifth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the sixth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the seventh night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Seven spools of fang-floss,
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the eighth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Eight long, thick trenchcoats,
Seven spools of fang-floss,
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the ninth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Nine packs of Visine,
Eight long, thick trenchcoats,
Seven spools of fang-floss,
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the tenth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Ten heavy sunshades,
Nine packs of Visine,
Eight long, thick trenchcoats,
Seven spools of fang-floss,
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the eleventh night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Eleven aerial mapbooks,
Ten heavy sunshades,
Nine packs of Visine,
Eight long, thick trenchcoats,
Seven spools of fang-floss,
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
And a full pint of negative AB.
On the twelfth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Twelve crunchy Blood Clots(tm),
Eleven aerial mapbooks,
Ten heavy sunshades,
Nine packs of Visine,
Eight long, thick trenchcoats,
Seven spools of fang-floss,
Six quarts of sunblock,
*Five big love-bites!*
Four blood bank passkeys,
Three coffin cozies,
Two whammied donors,
<*big breath!*>
And...a...full...pint...of...neg-a-tive...A...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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*Ta Dah!* <ducks>
Dianne
(sheesh...somebody *stop* me!... before I start doing
"The Little Drummer Vamp"...!!!)
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